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“Making conversation can be tougher than it seems
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This one time at work, I was training someone and the...

la-roseoftexas:

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Making conversation can be tougher than it seems

This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters.


After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related.

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I once had a customer ask for a drink and asked me to add extra vodka because she had a bad day. I had the bartender do it for free (because my brother was bartending) and I brought it back and asked her what was her bad day (because usually it’s like work sucked, just a long day, or they work at the hospital nearby) and her sister shook her head at me and the customer goes “our dad died today” and I just went “oh my god do you want some soup” because I’m an idiot